Grandpa’s selling bombs in a back alley, and my uncle’s locked up in Azkaban! With parents and relatives deep into poaching, what’s a kid like me, who’s switched schools three times, supposed to do? If I don’t put in the effort, I’ll only inherit a castle and thirty thousand acres of land, along with two shady businesses and a poaching crew—essentially, nothing! It’s time to break free from this family legacy of failure!